- Q: How do you know if an Asian tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
- God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
- Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
- On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
- Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
- What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
- Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
- Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
- What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
- How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
- A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
- What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong
- How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
- Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian
- Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
If you feel offended by these jokes, then you shouldn't be in this page at the first place.
So... we cool, aight?
Source: unijokes